As everybody knows, smoothing human relations is quite important and difficult. That's why there are tons of books about how to smooth it or handle relationships psychologically. Today I'm gonna show you guys how to do it by learning how to make people irritated. And all you have to do is to avoid acting like those videos I'll put here.
How to make people irritated #1
How to make people irritated #2
Just keep refusing everything.
A : Hi Watanabe.
A : I'd like to put you in charge of nex....
B : No. I can't.
A : I must beg of y...
B : I can't.
A : Why don't you think o......
B : No. I can't.
A : Come on...
B : No. I can't.
A : Could you possibl...
B : No.
A : You are the rig...
B : Definitely not.
A : Everybody wants you t....
B : No.
Continued like that.
How to make people irritated #3
Break something quite important and valuable.
A : Nakazawa-Kun, This is so called Yamato-yaki (a kind of potteries in this case) and so valuable.
B : Oh I seeeee....
A : I've finally got this recently.
B : Could I hold it for a second?
A : OK.
A : How do you like it?
BREAK IT
A : What the hell are you doing?!
JUST KEEP STARING AT THE PERSON.
How to make people irritated #4
Throw away immediately what you were given by seniors.
A : Do you wanna eat some?
B : Could I?
A : Yeah.
B : Are you sure?
A : You'll like this.
B : Thank you very much!
THROW IT AWAY IMMEDIATELY AND STARE!
How to make people irritated #5
Keep saying DUNNO.
A : You came in late again. How many times do you think you did this month?
B : DUNNO
A : Don't say "DUNNO". Why do you come to company?
B : DUNNO
A : How long have you been working here?
B : DUNNO
A : Are you joking me? Who do you think I am?
B : DUNNO
How to make people irritated #6
Act like a retard.
A : Nice to meet you.
B : Pleasure to meet you.
A : I'm Nakamura.
A : Please have a seat.
B : Thank you very much.
C : Shhhhhh haaaaaa bhaa ha ha hahaha shhhhhh aaahahhahhahh uuuu ehhh aaa aahah ahaha hahaah aha I SAID NO!!! uahhh uaahhh ahaha aah hmmmmm mhmmaaaa MMMmmmmmmm aaaahaahahAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ah yeah huh I SEE I SEE yeah OK.
How to make people irritated #7
Hit someone on the head, saying "TEI!"
A : Excuse me. Is there a post office around here?
B : O...K...The post office is...
A : TEI!
B : .......
A : TEI!
B : Hm? I mean...
A : TEI!
B : EH? So What I wanted to say i...
A : TEI!
B : Just turn at the second traffic lig...
A : TEI!
B : You are the one who asked me firs...
A : TEI!
B : You should be more polite.
A : TEI!
B : Don't do tha...
A : TEI!
B : I just answered because you aske...
A : TEI!
B : You are making me pissed off.
A : TEI!
B : What's wrong with you?
A : TEI!
B : How dare...
A : TEI!
B : You wanna know where the post office is, right?
A : TEI!
B : I SAID TURN RIGHT AND ON YOUR LEFT.
A : TEI!
B : Don't do that.
A : TEI!
B : Stop it!
A : TEI!
B : Are you insulting me?
A : TEI!
B : Stop it, already!
A : TEI!
